Follow your dreams, because your dreams are real and so are you. - Dr. Matuzi

Here at Matuzi Co we believe that thought travels at the speed of thought. We put that to good use. You probably need help. We can help. Here are a few things that we specialize in.

Special Things

Startups

You probably have a start up. Let's be honest, who doesn't? The problem is you have no idea what you are doing. Let's both not have any idea what we are doing together.

Endups

Is your startup failing? No problem. Sit back, relax, and let us shut it down. You just spent the best years of your life working 16 hour days. You may have neglected your health and you probably just need a break. We're here for you.

Downups

This is a new one that we are experimenting with. I don't really recommend this service, but if you want to pay us $200 we can give you a 1 hour explanation of it. It's probably not for you. Don't pick this one.

I'm gonna get that chicken bake. - Some person at Costco ordering food

Do you have websites? We can do that. What about a dog? Oh we for sure can walk that dog. Maybe you just need someone to hang out with. Maybe. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Here is some more stuff we are great at.

Hey we all have busy lives. We hear you. We understand. No one wants to have a busy life other than me. You don't have time to give your pets water or walk places. Let us help out with that. It's what we do.

Who are we really? - Dr. Matuzi

Experimental

Up Ups

I know what you're going to say. It can't be done. But listen. We did it. The Up Up is here and ready to launch your business all the way past the stratosphere. We don't have a plan for re-entry though.

Slow ups

A lot of businesses are moving too fast. Let's slow things down with this new experimental product. You will never move so slow in your life. We personally come to your office and distract the hell out of you.

Super Down ups

This is a another new one that we are experimenting with. I don't really recommend this service, but if you want to pay us $300 we can give you a 1 hour explanation of it. It's probably not for you. Don't pick this one.